Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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