im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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