So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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