he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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