3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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