Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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