I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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