Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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