Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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