Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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