we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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