I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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