so explain again why im purple
no
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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