We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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