I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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