i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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