How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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