Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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