god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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