At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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