The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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