Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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