I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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