do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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