yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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