Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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