There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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