Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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