is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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