Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
i think my cat just said my name.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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