I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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