Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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