We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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