planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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