I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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