atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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