Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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I can't put those talents on a resume
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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