Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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