we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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