We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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