Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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