Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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