dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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