also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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