If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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