i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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