Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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