May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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