We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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