i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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